CENSORED: From USSR to Twitter Same Same Bolshevik Crap

Censored by Brezhnev/Gierek duo schmuo in the 1970s Poland:

WARSAW. Printing the underground lit.


CRIMEA: What's the matter with you, Ed, I hear somone's writing
the truth over in your ward! I'm getting on a plane right now!


WARSAW: My apology, Lonia, it will never happen
again! We've canceled him.



Censored by Singer/Dorsey duo schmuo in the 2020 US:



Singer (a.k.a. Brother Smokescreen) (also: Poland, watch out) (also: what's this thing with Drudge now?):


pawn: muh pretty nose ring

the Tweet:


The text in the Tweet:


My last emails to support@twitter.com after they had locked my account:

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 at 7:12 AM
I'm no twitter addict, but, dudes, you've been dragging this simple
case since August 20. Are you underfounded or somesuch? If I had a
few spare bucks I'd send you but I need to make laundry today, man, I
hate doing laundry.

Wed, Sep 2, 2020 at 8:48 AM
Hey guys, I managed to skim my laundry drying yesterday from 2 bucks
apiece down to $1.75, so I have some quarters left. I may send them to
your bosses to speed up this oh so difficult case. It's been nearly
two weeks with no sound explanation, no nothing, surely they're
undernourished. What do you say?

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Easy come, easy go, I don't give a flip about "social media" and its "followers." I'm free. A couple of screengrabs:

This one drove 'em bonkers ;)))

I'm free because I like stupid jobs. I like simple jobs because they're mandalas in the basest sense, and as a writer they help me not to sell out. I have to hear yet of a writer that tried to make a living off writing and didn’t lick ykw's balls. Here’s 20 bucks if you show me one that writes for money and hasn’t licked.